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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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