Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.