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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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