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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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