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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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