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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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