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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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