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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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