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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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