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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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