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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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