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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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