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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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