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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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