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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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