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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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