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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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