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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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