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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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