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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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