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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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