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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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