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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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