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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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