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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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