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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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