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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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