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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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