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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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