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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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