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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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