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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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