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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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