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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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