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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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