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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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