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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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