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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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