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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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