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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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