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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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