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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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