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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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