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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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