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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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