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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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