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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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