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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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