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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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