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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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