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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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