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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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