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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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