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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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