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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Coco eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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