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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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