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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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