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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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