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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rosie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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