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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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