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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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