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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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